Huh?

[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

What the . . . what the hell is this mess?

Oh, oh, is this a secret message hidden in code? If I decipher it, do I get a free cookie recipe or a membership to the MuscleMan Bathhouse & Culinary School in Ames, IA?

Quick, somebody get me a Rosetta Stone! I'm gonna be all night to decode my prize!

Bob

[Chad Wilkens]

It happens... it's just spam, and I just deleted it. Happens to the best of us.

The worst part is that it's not even porn spam; it's for a flower business in Japan. Do we really rank that low on the scale of things? Ouch.

Now put on some pants.