The Saga of Carrie Colpitts

[Chad Wilkens]

(Chadnote: Come one and all, and hear the saga of "Carrie Colpitts and the Track that Wouldn't Die"...)

Hi Bob,
I am interested in getting a copy of the Best of BFN Netwoks Volume 1, Season 4. I noticed that a column I wrote is noted as Track 32 on Disc 2 ["Carrie Colpitts' Dating Dilemma"]. I am just curious to check that out.

Thanks,
Carrie Colpitts

Bob Thought: Seeing as I barely remember the requested track, I went back and listened to it. The first thing that came to mind was, "Damn, this is what we sounded like back then? This is terrible!" Then I thought, "Oh, man, if Carrie Colpitts hears this, she's going to hurt me, kill Madison and destroy Chad's credit report!"

Of course, being so overjoyed at the mere thought of Chad no longer being "economically viable", I foolishly sent Carrie the track.

Carrie Responds: Thanks for making that audio available to me. It was funny. A bit at my expense, but I can take it. It's hard to be offended by remarks from a guy named Madison, right?

Thanks again,
Carrie

Bob Responds: You're absolutely correct in that thinking. When in doubt, just remember that the one making the cheap shots has a sillier name than you. I would pity the poor bastard if I hadn't been the one who gave it to him.
Either way, hunting licenses for UIC are $20 at City Hall.

Bob Concludes: Damn, did BFN dodge a bullet or what? Although I'd still like to see Chad penniless, I guess I'll just have to wait another day.