Post by Chad Wilkens on Feb 29, 2004 22:11:15 GMT -5
Awarded to Chad Wilkins:
In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete asinine juvenile behaviour, and total dedication to personal gain without regard to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family, and others during your lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind.
To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole gives all concerned great satisfaction. If anyone for any reason doubts your status, JUST BE YOURSELF!!
Effective April 23, 2002
Signed, Harry Butz, Asshole Emeritus.
Chad Says: After getting my thesaurus out (not to look up the words, but rather to beat myself over the head), I realized that that these guys not only got me this certificate three years late, but in the mean time, I've achieved Complete bunnying Asshole status (not to mention that I never got my Major Asshole Certificate, either...). I mean, c'mon here, guys, get on the ball! And spell my name right, too! (Wilkins != Wilkens).
In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete asinine juvenile behaviour, and total dedication to personal gain without regard to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family, and others during your lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind.
To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole gives all concerned great satisfaction. If anyone for any reason doubts your status, JUST BE YOURSELF!!
Effective April 23, 2002
Signed, Harry Butz, Asshole Emeritus.
Chad Says: After getting my thesaurus out (not to look up the words, but rather to beat myself over the head), I realized that that these guys not only got me this certificate three years late, but in the mean time, I've achieved Complete bunnying Asshole status (not to mention that I never got my Major Asshole Certificate, either...). I mean, c'mon here, guys, get on the ball! And spell my name right, too! (Wilkins != Wilkens).