July 26, 2009 (S19) - Rude Awakenings

[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

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Rude Awakenings

The following is a basic summary for the July 26, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Maya Dynamite!
Haley Ukulele

SUMMARY:

• Special BFN Opener: DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020! Redux

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

• 2 Weeks, 15 Minutes Behind Schedule
• The Right to Remain Inconsistent (aka Nostraramos)
• AEA Analysis (aka Haikus, After Masturbating & Hanging Myself)
• Season 19: A Review (aka A Chronicle of Noble Efforts)
• The Only Solution to All Bob's Problems
• Neutral Future (at Burger King)
• Desperate & Willing to Settle for Anything (Even Bob Dubilina)
• "Convince Her That She Can't Do Better!"
• Kyle's Favorite Game

Song: Biffy Clyro / Saturday Superhouse

• Most Compliments Given in a Minute
• A Season of Epiphanies (aka "Yes, It Really Is That Bad!")

• The Only One of His Kind
• No Say in the Matter
• How Honest Is Too Honest?
• Utterly, Desperately Alone (aka "I Miss You" as a Loaded Gun)
• A Lack of Genuine Connections
• Location & Environment
• Compromises, Excuses & Cop-Outs
• "Am I Really Making Progress Here?!" (aka The Middle of the Tailspin)
• Will Passion Always Be a Liability?
• A Desire to Start at Zero
• Kyle Touts the Old-Fashioned Approach
• "Why Must We Assume the Worst About Each Other?"
• Perception Is Everything (aka The Socially-Acceptable You)
• "You Create Your Own Perception!" (aka The Consequence of Revealing Too Much) (aka BFN as Bob's Albatross)
• "When Is the Right Time to Discuss the Dealbreakers?"
• A Real Fucking Shame

Song: Josh Joplin Group / Here I Am

• Fair Warning to the Next Hopeless Romantic
• Reserving Judgment for Rude, Alcoholic Cunts
• 7 Drunk Frenchies and Their Hipster-Fuck Host
• The Vanishing Trio (aka Plan B-Dubilina)
• The Cockblocking Wingman
• Girls with Boyfriends
• "Be the Better Guy!"
• The "Maybe" Trap
• The Charitable Make-Out
• Putting the Fatties Out to Pasture

Song: Rob Thomas / Mockingbird

• Haley's God Awful Acquaintance (aka A Taste of Molasses)

Song: Alkaline Trio / In Vein

• The Worst Thing You Could Say During Sex (aka Post-Vasectomy Power-Through)
• Worldly Genitalia
• Internment Camps for Assholes
• Sign-Off: BFN Networks – You Want Free Fries With That?

Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling

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