July 1, 2009 (S19) - Swede|Scot|Rock!

[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

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Swede|Scot|Rock!

The following is a basic summary for the July 1, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:

• Special BFN (Sound Check) Opener: Bic That Shit!

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

• Worldly Introductions
• Dubilina's Swede|Scot Invasion (aka Berserker Blitzkrieg?)
• Sweden as a College Dorm
• Foreign Candies
• Cultural Mythbusting (aka Fat Germans & Australian Trolls)
• A Taste of Djungelvral!
• Scandanavian Blowjob Fetish: A Theory (aka The Official Swedish Greeting!)

Song: Jenny Owen Youngs / Led To The Sea

• Driving to Europe (aka Pro-Pangea)
• Breaking News: Kyle to Swim the Atlantic!
• Atlantic Vice! (Directed by Michael Mann)
• Top 3 "Kyle vs. Wild" Scenarios (aka Breaking the Species Barrier)

• Delayed Flight Limbo
• (Purposely) Stranded in Newark
• No Guarantees for the Next Flight
• United (Finally!) Steps Up
• Last Lufthansa of the Evening
• The Scariest Wake-Up Call
• Scrambling for a Confirmation
• FUCK Air India! Let the Boycott Begin!

Song: Rick Springfield / Time Stand Still

• RICK SPRINGFIELD LIVES! (AND ROCKS!)
• Back to Prom! (aka 18 Again . . . and Again)
• The Primary Directive of Threesomes & Foursomes (aka NO ONE GETS LEFT OUT!)

• Desperately Seeking Nadja
• Boring City, Beautiful Girl
• Her Self-Loathing vs. His High Hopes
• Unwavering Self-Restraint as the Height of Stupidity
• Friend or Fuck Buddy - Choose Wisely!
• "No One to Blame But Myself! (Damnit!)"

Song: Against Me! / Thrash Unreal

• Niki & Fernanda – Ground Zero for Good Times!
• Trafficking Your Girl Friends (aka Appraising Lisa & Maya)
• Courting the Swedes
• Kyle's Pride Parade Proposition (aka Spitroasting Ramos)
• Spontaneous, Drunken Party Purchases
• Seducing the Back-Up Host at the Birthday Bash
• The Perfect Black-Out
• Slim Pickings at Rockkaraoke
• It's True! Sweden Is a Dorm!
• Creepy Guys Have the Best Stories
• "It's in the Name!"

Song: Porcupine Tree / Halo

• Long-Awaited Reunion with the HSB!
• Debz' Riotous Dinner Party
• Cockblocked by Scottish Hairy Manback
• Just Say NO to Chicago Nerd School Parties!
• "Seriously, You Could Do Better."
• Different Country, Same Ol' Bullshit
• No Clue How to Seize the Moment (aka NOW OR NEVER! GET IT?!)
• Thankful for Good Hosts & Fellow Surfers

Song: Biffy Clyro / Who's Got A Match?

• Longer Delays with New Passenger Check-In Program
• White Trash Mother & Her Screaming Infant
• Worst. Customer Service. Ever.

• One Incredible "Welcome Back!" (aka Bob's First Foursome!) (aka "Take That, Whitman!")
• Sign-Off: Take the Goddamn Boat, It's BFN Networks

Song: The Gaslight Anthem / Meet Me By The River's Edge

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[Maya Dynamite!]

Bob, I'm afraid I must acquiesce and admit to the nerdiness of Chicago Nerd School Parties.

I went to a Fourth of July party in Evanston a couple days after we tracked this episode, and when I walked in, the topics of discussion were the Google Chrome browser vs. Firefox, and whether or not the Star Trek books are canonical with the TV series.

And I just got invited to a birthday party by the same group of kids . . . the theme of the birthday party being, "Can You Guess How Old I Am? Smallest Odd Prime That is Highly Cototient"