Dec. 3, 2008 (S18) - The Long Con

[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

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The Long Con

The following is a basic summary for the December 3, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:

• Special BFN Opener: Location, Location, Location

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

• "How Do You Steal Away an American Girl from a Handsome Aussie?"
• Lisa's Allergic to All Things Cute (aka High Demand for Inbred Hypoallergenic Kittens)
• Cat Batter on a Hot Tin Roof: A Play
• Tony-Sweeping Introductions
• Be Wary of that Convict Smile (aka "The Aussie Paint Job" Con)
• Rosie & The Smooth Australian Triple Hustle
• The Legend of "Long Con" Dubilina
• Blackballed from All Things Australian

Song: Tina Turner / Another Hero

• Big Investments on Love
• A Man of Token Friends
• The Master Takes an Apprentice (aka St. Elmo's Gunfire)
• Bob's "Not Gay Enough!" Aussie Couple (aka A History of Uptight Homosexual Roommates)
• The Greatest Singer-Swindlers of All Time
• The Anti-Platonic Cuddle Buddy (aka No Rest Next to a Cute Girl)
• The Penis Has a Mind of Its Own
• Wanna Cuddle? Get A Gay Boyfriend!
• More Problems with Kyle's Penis

Song: Bird-Sek / Om Pra Ma Pood (Free Download! Click the link!)

• The Greatest Con of All (aka The "Highest Moral Standard" Scheme)
• The Trouble with Immortality (aka Vampires' Lament)

Song: The Flaming Lips / Fight Test

• Cramped Space Sex Funk
• Moving on the Hot Couple
• How to Keep Your Girl in Check (aka "Tell Him You Were Putting Up Shelves!")
• Preemptive Make-Out Session with Dr. Jess (aka A Wariness of Virgins)
• Lazy Day Conquests (aka "Just Be A Person!")
• Eagle vs. Mallard

Song: Ben Weaver / Pretty Girl

• Sweet Caroline & Buffalo Bob
• The Jim Jones of Logan Square
• "Hey, Who Is This Fuck?!" - The Official Podcast of Kyle Ramos
• Pearls of Wisdom for Future Travels (aka Rogue French Girls)
• Lisa Botches the Alibi (aka Lying Skeeze vs. Desperate Rebound Guy)
• The First Rule for Coveting Another Man's Woman
• Mad Props for Wingman Ramos
• The "New Truth" Hand Signal
• The Perfect Defense for an Unforeseen Hitch

Song: Harold Crisman / Give It Everything

• Bob Dubilina, Karaoke Superstar
• Kyle Ramos, Self-Loathing Top Shit
• The Five Steps of Addiction
• Blame the Thais for the Tsunami!
• The Chinese Girl & Her All-American Boyfriend (aka The Farmhand Philosopher)
• A Torrent of Charm Fully Unleashed
• Sign-Off: Going for the Long Con, It's BFN Networks!

Song: Sense Field / What Never Dies

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[Maya Dynamite!]

Good episode, you guys. I liked the reasons why it's a pain in the ass to be a vampire.

And ladies . . . Cuddle buddies? You seriously want cuddle buddies and that's it? What the hell's the point!? Get a cat/dog!