Oct. 23, 2008 (S18) - Filthy Creatures

[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

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Filthy Creatures

The following is a basic summary for the October 23, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:

• Special BFN Opener: The Poppycock Diet

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live) (Free Download! Click the link!)

• Bossy Introductions
• Maya's New Surname
• Our Special In-Studio Audience (aka Hold On Tightly for a Longer Experience)
• Pandering for a Positive Reference

Song: Guster / Careful

• No Need to Tell You Everything (aka BitchFest N________ Networks)
• A Girl Named Rafaela (aka Kyle's Vague Tranny Experience)
• The Ominous Phone Call (aka Bad News Multiple Choice)
• The Appropriate First Reaction
• How to Keep a Girl Forever (aka "You'll Never Leave Me!")
• High Risk Sexual Partner (aka Meeting the Quota)
• The Broken Condom Rule (aka HORRIBLE Advice from Kyle Ramous)

Song: EELS / Rock Hard Times

• The Realities of STDs (aka Avoid the Mucous Membranes!)
• Learning All the Symptoms (aka "What Do I Have?")
• Fast-Track Testing
• Negative and Borderline Vindictive
• Keep Your Eyes Forward! (aka "Got No Time for STDs!")
• The Darkest Irony
• BOB DUBILINA'S NEW RULE
• The Only Way to Have Safe Sex
• "You Are All Filthy Vessels!"
• The Berkley Manor Sex Colony (No Hippies Allowed!)

Song: Pete Yorn / Long Way Down

• Positive-Negative?!
• BFN Tip #67: Get Tested Every Week!

• SIF Sarah (aka The Mistake Mark)
• Subtle Pressure from Kyle's Grandfather (aka The Sinatra/Martin/Ramos Effect)
• Matched with the Ex on OKCupid
• Bucktown Apartment Fire (aka Questionable Insulation with Unsettling Headlines)
• Act 2 Goes Missing
• The New Car Gets Towed

Song: The Damnwells / What You Get

• Meeting The Damnwells
• Bob's Ideal Woman (aka Starting with a Blank Slate)
• Kyle's Crazy New Conquest (aka First Kiss with a Firm Grip)
• The Most Dangerous Tease
• "Step It Up!"

Song: People In Planes / Mayday (M'aidez)

• The Girl with Magic Pants
• Parker Gets It On in the St. Louis Arch (aka National Monument Bump 'n Grind)
• Our Next Locations on the List
• Super Maya Dynamite! Break-Up - Level 2 (No Cheat Codes!)
• Tell It to Facebook!
• Rejecting All New Suitors
• Kyle & Maya Schedule a Platonic Date
• Him Or Me?: A No-Win Situation
• Sign-Off: Keep It Clean, It's BFN Networks!

Song: Porcupine Tree / Shesmovedon

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