June 8, 2008 (S17) - Lost Causes

[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

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Lost Causes

The following is a basic summary for the June 8, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:

• Special BFN Opener: Ditching the Pants

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

• Safari at the Lincoln Park Zoo (aka Too Much Neck!)
• "Fuck This Weather!" Introductions (aka A Sincere Wish for Nuclear Winter)
• Detached State Pride
• Extreme Indoor Temperatures

• Ice Pops & Ice Cream
• An Extra Glass of Milk (aka Silk By Scratch)
• Frozen Green Grapes (Do Not Wash!)
• Three Simple Meals Stolen from Maeve
• The Return of Road Music! (aka Hail to the '90's!)

Song: Scouting For Girls / It's Not About You

• Winter & The Death of Chivalry
• Cursed Frozen Socks!

• Rooftop BBQ (aka The Uncomfortably Hot Party)
• Lazy (Chicago) River Float (aka Bringing Out Your Best Sean Penn)
• The Dark Knight (aka Hating on Indy?)
• The Biggs & Kyle Reunion!

Song: Coheed & Cambria / Feathers

• Incoherent Road Stops

• Bob's Toils, Kyle's Spoils
• The Traffic Jam in Bob's Love Life
• Maya as Cheerleader
• The Thankless Profession
• The Crime Against Art In Question
• Just Say No to First Tries!

Song: Powderfinger / Lost And Running

• Crashing Nerdfest (aka Rock Band and Fantasy Board Games)
• The Heartbroken Burger Flipper
• The Desperate Search for a Spare Donut

Song: Against Me! / Thrash Unreal

• The Novelty Wears Off (aka "I'd Rather Go Home Alone!")

Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / You're So Plain

• The Risqué Photo Shoot
  
• Mike on the Mike's Identity Revealed!
• Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Where Are You?!

Song: Shock Stars / Biggest Mistake

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[Maya Dynamite!]

Dear Bob,

I usually read on the train on my way to work, but today I was feeling rather down in the dumps and needed something to tickle my funny bone.
What better idea than to catch up on my BFN Networks?

So I put 6/08/08's episode, "Lost Causes" on my iPod. I then proceeded to listen to the episode IN WHICH YOU:

1. Repeatedly refer to the play that I enjoyed working on as a "turd"
2. Repeatedly refer to my friends as a "nerdfest"
3. Repeatedly refer to my now EX-boyfriend as someone who would have sex with anything, including, but not limited to, bullet holes in your own skull.

In fact, this episode of BFN was only--and BARELY--redeemed by the fact that you also repeatedly referred to me as "smokin' hot."

Validity of the above statements makes them no less disturbing. I'm miffed. I have yet to listen to 6/8/08, "Full Disclosure," but I can only hope that it will chafe less.

Love,
Maya

[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

Oh love, I'm so sorry to leave you less than satisfied on your way to work! Please remember that 1.) you ARE smokin' hot and 2.) nerdfest or not, I appreciate and even adore your friends. As for that play, I don't blame you -- I blame the play. As for Mike, well . . . let's not risk seeing what would happen if I did indeed have bullet holes in my skull.

DO check out Full Disclosure. That's where we turn it all on ourselves. It's probably one of our best -- and most candid! -- episodes we've ever done. You'd be amazed by some of the issues we discuss on that one.

Much love (and even more desire),
Bobby

P.S. When you gonna come back onto the show?