Sept. 21, 2005 (S12) - FBPI

[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

BFN Networks
Season 12
September 21, 2005
FBPI

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The following is a basic summary for the September 21, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Master Bill "Whiggy" Higgins

SUMMARY:

• BFN Opener: 53rd Annual Chicagoland Homeless Olympics

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

• Introductions
• Bob's Deviant Sonic Boom Alarm Clock

Song: Peter Gabriel / Burn You Up, Burn You Down

• The Wrath of WGN

Song: Reel Big Fish / A-W-E-S-O-M-E

• Potential BFN Sponorship (aka "Do The Jew?")
• Federal Bureau of Porn Investigation (FBPI)

Song: Mike Doughty / Looking at the World from the Bottom of a Well

• "These Bananas Are Skankin'!"
• Drill Team Dance-Off Gone Wrong (aka Crunkin' With Boxcutters)
• Battle of the Marching Bands

Song: SPAN / On My Way Down

• Restroom Break BFN Promo (aka Bob's Liquid Diet)
• Clinton-Lewinsky Chinese Prophalactics
• 12 Rounds With Hillary

Song: Sponge / Fame & Glory

• Vanity Fair: Debbie Does Barnes & Noble

Song: Bloodhound Gang / The Ballad of Chaisey Lain

• Koke & Ceemen – The Final Episode (Spoiler Alert!)
• Did You Hear What Happened to Hallie Hardbarger?

Song: The Blessing (William Topley) / You Owe Me Nothing

• News of the Weird: Ala Kachuu
• Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Honey, There's Smoke Comin' Out of Your Ears!

Song: Danko Jones / Lovercall

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[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

This episode of BFN gave me a few good ideas of what NOT to do with my new alarm clock.

We also learned that the FBI is on a mission to watch more porn. And (former) porn stars are getting paid to tell their life stories in order to warn the kids about the dangers of making a quick buck in exchange for a fast fuck.

Last but not least, I enjoyed brainstorming further on our tentative undercover cop drama Koke & Ceemen. Psycho Dave and I discuss the series finale, so if you don't want to ruin the ending, mute the sound for a few minutes.

Okay, I'm done here. Anybody wanna go skankin' at 3:30 in the morning? I got some bananas in my fridge.

BobbyDobbyD

P.S. Oh yeah, the BEST literary quote of the year:
"Sometimes your dick becomes like Congress: even though the President puts a bill in to become law, Congress still has to vote on it. Sometimes, your penis stalls on the bill."
-- Jerry Butler, Raw Talent: The Adult Film Industry As Seen by Its Most Famous Male Star