Nov. 9, 2005 (S12) - The Bastard of the Groom

[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

BFN Networks
Season 12
November 9, 2005
The Bastard of the Groom

(Okay, okay! We'll get a goddamn photo of Bob in a tux!
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The following is a basic summary for the November 2, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

SUMMARY:

• Special BFN Opener: Cry of the Table Saw

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

• Introductions
• "You Moved?" (aka 6 Hours of Crying, 20 Minutes of Lifting)

Song: IKE / Into Philadelphia

• The Bastard's Father Gets Married . . . Again!
• Dubilina: A Family History
• Bastard Background Filler

Song: Paris, Texas / One Hot Coma

• The Story of Dave & Shelley
• No Flush, No Fly
• Bastardly Guilt Trips

Song: The Tragically Hip / Silver Jet

• The Amanda Assessment
• Reuniting with the Reeds
• Where's Maeve? (aka A Fantasy of Violence)

Song: R.E.M. / The Outsiders

• Maxïmo Park BFN Opener
• "Race-y" Guys' Night Out (aka Tough Guys in Tiny Cars)

Song: Sense Field / Take What You Want

• Beware All Sacramento Seafood
• Jumpsuit Tuxedo
• No, Marsha Would Definitely Not Approve of Bigamy

Song: Red Elephant / Still Life

• Cohabitation Crisis

BFN Song of the Week: The Soundtrack Of Our Lives / Mother One Track Mind (Click the link to hear the song!)

• Marriage Goes to the Dogs
• Ramada Hobbitown Inn
• Words of Wisdom for Newlyweds
• Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We Don't. We Really, Really Don't!

Song: William Topley / How Did You Know?

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[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

This episode featured the first Special BFN Opener of the oh-so-disturbing BFN-Craigslist Horror Trilogy.

It also introduced a lot of family members that I had never mentioned before on the show. Yes, it's true -- Bob Dubilina has a whole other side of the family. No, he did not hack up their bodies with an axe and then toss their remains into the polar bear exhibit at the SF Zoo. (You're thinking of his 4th grade classmates.) He just chooses not to associate with them as much because they pray before every meal, and that just pisses him off because THE GODDAMN FOOD'S RIGHT HERE, PEOPLE, AND NOW IT'S GETTING COLD!

As for the BFN Song of the Week, you can learn more about Swedish rockers The Soundtrack of Our Lives and their incredible album Origins, Vol. 1 here:
www.tsool.net.

While you're puttering around their site, you might as well pre-order their forthcoming double-disc A Present from the Past. It will be released in Europe (and online) on December 7, 2005. (Damn, three discs in one year! And another one slated for 2006! How wildly prolific is that?)

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