Aug. 31, 2005 (Season 12)

[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

BFN Networks
Season 12
August 31, 2005
Whoop That Trick!

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The following is a basic summary for the August 31, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave

SUMMARY:

• BFN Opener: Pay For Play

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

• Introductions
• Don’t Quit Your Dave Job

Song: The Tea Party / The Messenger

• What Would You Like on Your Tombstone?
• Trailer Trash Bidet
• The Battle of the Bar Mitzvahs (aka Keeping Up with the Cohens)

Song: DJay (Terrence Howard) / Whoop That Trick

• Dirt & Porn: A Conspiracy
• Terrence Howard for President

Song: Franz Ferdinand / Shopping For Blood

• The Silent Auction
• First Time with a Man

Song: The Lift / For The Broken Hearted (Exclusive Track – Available Only on BFN!)

• Ben Folds Nein! BFN Promo
• The Many Divorces of Psycho Dave – The Epic Mini-Series

Song: Mike Doughty / Bustin’ Up A Starbucks

• Sinister Engagements (aka “Seriously, Honey, Just Pick the Toaster”)

Song: Stone Temple Pilots / Sex & Violence

• Matt Richmond’s “Note from the Publisher” (Big City Tap): Bachelor Party in Vegas

Song: Divorcee / SOS (Free Download! Click the link!)

• The Big Easy BFN Ark
• The N’Awlins Floating Village

Song: Beck / Scarecrow

• Foot Fetish Infidelity
• Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Whoop That Trick!

Song: Llama / Fly To You

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[JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)]

Revelations from the 08/31/05 episode of BFN:

• Dave was once a hired escort for the NYC Department of Sanitation.
• Never wash your vegetables in the toilet, never take a shit in the sink. (By the way, did anyone notice how much Dave stressed the presence of vegetables at a bar mitzvah?)
• Pigs in a blanket are the ultimate hors d'oeuvres of the bourgeois.
• You will not be so lucky next time, Mr. Folds.
• Divorce + Dave + Video Camera = Dramatic Epic Mini-Series
• New Orleans + Water = American Venice
• I'm addicted to the Craigslist Personals.
• When I propose, pick the toaster.

Heal the world - whoop a trick,
BobbyDobbyD

[Psycho Dave]

bfnbob said:

Revelations from the 08/31/05 episode of BFN:

• Dave was once a hired escort for the NYC Department of Sanitation.

actually - I was hired as a Taxi Cab Consultant in NYC. The job offer I received in Chicago is for a look-but-don't-touch Garbage Man consultant for the Dept. of Sanitation for the City of Chicago. Damn, those bastards may know clean, but they have such filthy minds. Need to keep them FOCUSED.

Though I miss the pay in NYC, I do NOT miss the cabbie stink - I'll stick with garbage, thank you.