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Post by JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina) on Jul 7, 2005 15:28:03 GMT -5
Hola rata bastardas!
Jenny Bunny and I are now in Valladolid (I misspelled it Valladilo, but Jen corrected me), a small hub between Cancun and Merida. When we met up at the airport, we first decided to enjoy the sun and sand at Isla Mujeres. Alas, it rained the entire day. Then it threatened to rain all the next morning. And it was a shitty beach. So we decided to speed up our haphazard itinerary and hop on a bus going west. And then we somehow wound up here.
Chichen Itza (sounds like "Chicken Pizza" . . . NOT!) will be our first stop in our whirlwind ruins tour. In between hiking up and down a lot of steps, we both have no clue what trouble we´ll be getting into. (Please await our collect calls from jail.)
Oh yeah, if you´re ever here, make sure to check out the cenotes! They´re these limestone pools that you can cool off in. Complete with fish, overhanging flora, jungle sounds and surrounding walkways to hurl yourself off of (my tallest splash/splat was about thirty feet (Jen swears to Dios!)! And all this is within a few blocks of the town plaza! Whoo-hoo!
That´s all until I have some real adventures to report. Jenny wants coffee. I want (explicitive deleted). You can buy that here, right?
Mucho amor, BobbyDobbyD
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Post by JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina) on Jul 7, 2005 15:35:48 GMT -5
Many of you may have noticed my big fat typo in the previous note. Well, allow me to inform you that "explicitive" is a real word.
Explicitive (n.) - Explicit expletive.
I know, I know -- it sounds redundant, right? Well, that's not my fault. It's still a real word. Look it up!
What? You don't believe me? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ANYWAY? GET OUT OF HERE! I DON'T WANT TO EVER SEE YOUR FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN, GOT IT? C'MON, SCOOT! LEAVE!
Jesus! Fuckin' grammar bitches . . . always on my back . . .
BobbyDobbyD
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