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Post by JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina) on May 16, 2005 0:40:03 GMT -5
Gwilym,
Hey, man, thanks again for adding to this post. It added an informative touch to an otherwise disturbing example of my possessiveness. Did you get my copy of Knuckle Sammich yet? Read the commentary on Bob's Page and don't forget to leave your feedback!
And sign up as a member already! Two posts is more than enough to officially join in the fun.
BobbyDobbyD
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Post by gwilymrj on May 16, 2005 9:28:10 GMT -5
Yes I did and many thanks. That came as a surprise. Amongst my other acticities I write for Estepona magazine here on the Costa del Sol and you can check it out at www.esteponamagazine.comI am plaguing the life out of that fat mother John Gonzalez at Mannotincluded.com He had me over for the best part of $60,000 and then liquidated the company with $600,000 debts. I have got the fat bastard for fraud. Selling the essence of his businesss will really piss him off, so spread this one: UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY: YOUR FUTURE IS IN YOUR HAND START YOUR OWN SPERM DONATION & DELIVERY BUSINESS ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD PURCHASE THE MANNOTINCLUDED.COM BUSINESS MANUAL FOR JUST �1,000 AND THEN SIMPLY ROLL YOUR SLEEVE UP DETAILS FROM: Gwilym Rhys-Jones E-mail: gwilymr-j@terra.es Tel: +(34) 951 31 82 77 Mobile: +(34) 699 840 606 Skype address: gwilymrj Huerta Nueva 11 17 1D Estepona 29680 M�laga Spain Cheers and keep smiling, Gwilym ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Post by gwilymrj on May 16, 2005 9:29:40 GMT -5
An old man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. Entering the examination room, the doctor says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today? I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?" The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired and could barely move, I came back to camp." "Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?" "Nah," replied his friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."
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Post by Psycho Dave on May 16, 2005 11:09:57 GMT -5
An old man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. Entering the examination room, the doctor says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!" Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today? I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?" The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired and could barely move, I came back to camp." "Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?" "Nah," replied his friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head." I love you man... your jokes inspire much laughter from the cockles of my..... cockles! |
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Post by JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina) on May 16, 2005 11:34:59 GMT -5
I personally enjoy this quote: PURCHASE THE MANNOTINCLUDED.COM BUSINESS MANUAL FOR JUST $1,000 AND THEN SIMPLY ROLL YOUR SLEEVE UP!!![/size] Hey, Gwilym, did you ever see the show Coach with Craig T. Nelson? Somewhere in the fifth or sixth year, the producers developed a storyline in which his character finds out that he has a low sperm count; in order to find this out, he's required to grab a smut rag and fill a cup. The nurse leads him into a room and gives him instructions about how to go about his business. At one point she informs him -- in this complete deadpan manner -- that in event of ejaculation, do NOT grip the sides of the sink because "we have a history of sinks being ripped out of the wall." I remember being twelve years old and laughing my ass off at that comment. Come to think of it, though . . . how exactly does that happen? I mean, I've certainly had some intense orgasms, but never by myself in front of the bathroom mirror. That just brings the term "self-love" to a whole new level. BobbyDobbyD |
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Post by Gwilym on Jun 24, 2005 11:35:17 GMT -5
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say
to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants
us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over
again that you love them.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite s e x without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast
as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good
for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster
and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Post by almisivi on Aug 28, 2006 20:17:11 GMT -5
I don't get it either, bob has a larger penis
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Post by JVH (f/k/a Bob Dubilina) on Aug 28, 2006 21:50:13 GMT -5
I don't get it either, bob has a larger penis . . . And I know how to use it with wild abandon. |
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